Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fun. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2010

Slovak police planting explosives into travellers luggage

A few weeks ago the Slovak police was testing airport security and training dogs etc. A lot was about that written and said, the incompetence of Slovak governing politicians and their ignorance to admit failure...

But a question: what was that person having the explosive in his luggage doing three days with it? Haven't he even noticed it?

...

And a second one: Were Slovak policemen contacted before by airport scanner producing companies?

...

Thursday, September 10, 2009

Three frames magic

Lately found a site with three frame animations and said I could try that. The weekend was bothering my sister to help me but she refused :)

Three frame apng
I needed no more, found APNG Edit for firefox and created this animated image, GIF has 256 colour limitation, flash is too much for a simple job.

The first version of this post was not animated, you need apng support and need a storage for your picture different as blogger or picasa, they messed my animation.

Friday, August 7, 2009

What does Chrome stand for?

Google's browser Chrome has a funny meaning in Slovak/Czech. Any guess?

It means "LAME" :D

Don't you believe? Try to translate on your own, try here.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Beach crawling Bratislava

A sunny summer tuesday the party starts after the work ends. We met at the T-Com beach at the Danube: nothing special, crowded, slow waiters, high prices. So the story in photos and short comments:

There are many girls and women, also men to hunt them...

As time passes and beers + mojitos pass, women get more attractive...

And with drinks the ideas come: let's visit the other two beaches! So we had to move on.

Only the lovers can stand the attack of mosquito troops, fortunately the lovely waitress offered us repellent

The last Mohican's at the third beach, too much mojito from now on

Time to get home, it's getting foggy.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Helyszinelok

Egy talan igaz - talan nem tortenet hazai helyszineloinkrol:

Ket rendor halottat talal:
- Te, csak par meterre van a korzethatartol!
- ?!

[... >-|o ...]

- [Radio] Fonok, nem a mi esetunk, korzeten kivul van.
[... megjonnek a masik korzet rendorei]
[Feszkelodes, helyszineles...]
- [Radio2] Fonok, gond van! A pasi lehet meg elt, visszamaszott a mi felunkre!

;-)

Thursday, July 23, 2009

Hecsedli

Mi? Hecsedli, csipkebogyo megszabaditva a magoktol, ebbol keszul a csipkebogyo lekvar. Most ertunk haza Stockholmbol, ott sikerult csipkebogyo dzsuszt inni ;) meg hoztunk lekvart is. Innen jott az elfelejtett tortenet is:

Anyum kapott regen hecsedlit, ekkor tudtam meg mi is az es fozott belole lekvart. Keresztapamek voltak nalunk vendegsegben es anyum adott nekik megkostolni. Keresztapam valoszinu nem figyelt mit kap, megkostolta: Hmm, latod Mari, ez a jo kecsup!

Kovetkezo napokban fogok igyekezni kivalogatni par kepet a kirandulasrol es folyamatosan megosztani valahol. A hetvege lagziskodassal telik majd, azert megprobalok valamit osszehozni.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Astrobiology - correction

I just realized how fool was my last entry about astrobiology. It is not possible to plant paprika on stars cause they are too hot, so I would like to correct myself, potatoes could work.

p.s.: this spell checking does not know the word astrobiology, even that proves me.

Astrobiology?!

Funny term, probably a person planting paprika on stars...

Monday, April 6, 2009

Apai jotanacs

Ha nagy a hasad es forro levest kostolsz, vigyazz, le ne csoppenjen!

Thursday, March 12, 2009

juser luzer visit test

I'm just interested how many people will open my blog if it will contain words like:

adobe photoshop cs4 free download link here rapidshare and torrent.

sorry guys ;) I have no idea where to download, try some torrent searches like at isohunt or thepiratebay, but you should know its not fair... ehm.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Quality source

Tejet, gyumolcsot, randomszamot csak minosegi forrasbol.

Milk, fruit, random number: only from quality source!

Friday, January 9, 2009

Nobody's interested in your blog

This was the text on a t-shirt yesterday I saw on the net. The sad thing is that google analytics only proves it. Come on people, make me happy and leave me a comment... :)

Global warming

Yesterday I had few beers with friends I haven't met for really long time. One friend's grandma's opinion on global warming:

- Global warming?! Hm, at least we can save on heating!

Lol, but in these cold days (-11C now, 8:00AM) without gas from Russia... who knows :)

Monday, December 8, 2008

We are changing currency, not price

This is one of the slogans used in Slovakia regarding the use of Euro from January 2009. Think about it, it's quite funny, wanted to say that the prices will be the same, nothing will be more expensive, but it come out differently LOL